People Are Talkin ‘Bout the Stache

Over the course of the past 3 days, we’ve been steadily crunching numbers in the basement of an old, rundown, rat-infested Brooklyn warehouse. We’re trying to find out if people are talking about The Wright Stache and how they’re finding out about it. And we found that the best way to calculate this data is using cutting edge World Wide Web technologies (provided by top tech companies like Prodigy and EarthLink) and some good old fashioned statistics. While we can’t get into exact figures (our statistics are highly confidential), we can say with a great deal of certainty that The Wright Stache is picking up some serious traction. Since our launch, only 2 short days ago, we’ve already increased our site traffic tenfold. And the majority of the traffic is coming from people who are coming here straight from Facebook, Twitter, and share links posted all over the web. We’re showing up on other blogs, message boards, and all types of social networks. What does this all mean? It means that people are talkin ’bout the Stache!

And we couldn’t be happier. In all seriousness, it looks like this whole crazy idea might actually be catching on. If you’re reading this, then you may just be one of the many that would love to see our beloved Mets hero grow a stache on that smooth upper lip of his. So, tell and friend, won’t you? We’d greatly appreciate it. And we’ll see you at Citi Field in only a few short weeks.