He Can, So When?

It'd be a lot cooler if David did...

Currently, our mission stands thus: we believe that David Wright should grow a mustache. We know for a fact that this alone could bring the Mets a World Championship. David knows this. He has said he would if he could. We have said that he can.

But that’s alright, we’ll worry about that later.

Since this is a free country (except, perhaps, when you’re at a Yankee game), we cannot force our hero to grow a hero bar. The Metstache may choose you, but you must also choose your Metstache. We respect that. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do, man.

Sometimes, however, we are given signs. It could be a Superbowl Party with Howard Johnson. It could be a Superbowl Party with Howard Johnson at a Howard Johnson’s (while staying at a Howard Johnson). Or maybe it’s Mathew McConaughey…

(Party at the Moon Tower, after ye leap)

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