Cultural Mustache Acceptance Is On the Way Up! Now’s The Time.

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“LadyStache,” friend and ardent supporter of TheWrightStache, sent in this compelling piece from Mustache Monday showing the clear link between mustaches and athleticism.

Marathon Monday is a glorious day for Boston residents. It is a day that people have off from work to get the drunken pleasure of watching other people run 26 miles. This makes total sense. What makes a day more delightful? Mustaches. What adds fun to sports? Mustaches. What makes you run faster and makes you more agile? If we know nothing else, we know this.

Mustache Monday has also done extensive research and has come up with a graph that shows mustache acceptance rates over the years. Just like the mustache and acid-friendly times of the 1970’s, we are at another crossroads where mustaches can once again be considered a beautiful addition to the face of a man. I can think of one particular fellow for whom a mustache would not only enhance his good looks, but would also provide the speed and dexterity that every athlete desires.

Touche, LadyStache. Also of note, the Germans and Australians both have the U.S. beat across the board in terms of mustache acceptance. We need to change this, and we need David Wright to bring back the glory of the stache to the barren American face. Not to mention, it may help him avoid future baserunning foibles.