News from The Wright Stache Detroit Bureau

With the success of The Wright Stache, we’ve decided to expand our territory and open satellite bureaus across the country. The first such office, located in Detroit, is unofficially/officially headed by Misopogon, who has offered his services for the reasonable salary of “whatever substances will make memories of Dontrelle Willis’ contract just go away.”  Misopogon will chime in from time to time when events merit, and we’ll post his contributions when they merit.  It’s checks and balances like this that will ensure that we bring you nothing but high quality David Wright and mustache news and opinions.  Misopogon’s first dispatch from the Motor City after the jump. Read more »