Bobby O. Added to SNY Studio Team

Charles Bronson starred briefly for the 1986 Mets.

MetsBlog is reporting that SNY has announced that Bobby Ojeda will be joining the studio crew as lead analyst for both pre- and post-game shows.  Why is this important to The Wright Stache?  Bobby O. happens to be my favorite Metstache of all-time!

You’ll learn more about my infatuation with Bobby Ojeda’s stache in a future installment of Better Know a Metstache.  I want to do it justice by taking the time to craft the masterpiece that it deserves.  Just know that I always heterosexually swoon when I see a picture of a mustachioed Bobby O.  He just looks so distinguished – like a more athletic Clark Gable. Also know that it is totally, 100% possible to heterosexually swoon.

Welcome to the team, Bobby.  Your icy stare is sure to have us captivated and will hopefully distract us from Darryl Strawberry’s complete inability to utter a coherent sentence.

MetsBlog

Update: The Wright Toe

OK everyone, you can all exhale now. C’mon, let it out – it’s going to be alright! According to Matthew Cerrone from MetsBlog, David’s toe is indeed a happy one – and he’s totally fine. Says David:

Notice woman crossing arms in the background - that's David's girl. She's still mortified by the sight of the toenail.

“I knew it was nothing serious at the time… If I would have thought something was seriously wrong, I wouldn’t have been out there.”

As we reported in a previous post, Mets fans had a bit of a scare when they learned that David had fouled a ball off of his left foot during a WBC game against Venezuela. Thankfully, everything seems to be just fine.

Our sympathies go out to Tatis, Valentin, Campbell, and whoever else has been having fun filling D-Stache’s shoes in his absence. The fun ends here. It’s back to the bench for you guys – Big man’s back in town. And soon enough, with a big ‘ol lip beard to go along with all that swagger. You dig?