Jon Stewart Sends Gift Basket to D-Wright

We’re fans of Jon Stewart here at The Wright Stache, so naturally we found amusing this Daily News bit (I found it on a subway seat, I swear, ok?) about Jon Stewart’s gift to our ailing David Wright:

Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show and an avid Mets fan, sent Wright deli-style cold cuts.Wright, who suffered a concussion on Saturday, has been bombarded with gifts of food. “I got a lot of matzo ball soup,” Wright said.

Nothing like a giant slab of roast beef plopped on the head to help a concussion. Get well soon, David.

Long Island Wants to Secede from New York

With all due respect to my good friends from Long Island (including Mr. Hairy Backman and Mr. Teuffel Stubble, as well as my mom and like, everyone ever) this is some of Jon Stewart’s best work to date. The fact that Long Island wants to secede from New York is funny enough, but The Daily Show takes it to the next level.