Giambi Says Ladies Love the Stache

We’re not fans of Jason Giambi’s mustache ’round The Wright Stache HQ; the way we see it, mustaches represent dignity and shouldn’t be grown for dares and jokes. But in an interview conducted by Eqsuire last fall and sent in to TWS by LadyStache, Giambi had some pretty worthwhile tips for a would-be whisker grower, including the process of growing it in and the reaction of the opposite sex — the latter of which is an issue we surmised the young, studly David might be concerned:

Interviewer: Probably the most important question, how have the ladies reacted to it?

Giambi: It’s been unbelievable, they absolutely love it, which I can’t believe. I’m almost in that category of molester to porn-star, so it’s… like I said, people absolutely love it. I think people look at it like ‘this guy’s got enough balls to actually grow a mustache.’”

So there you go, David. Be a man. Grow some balls. The ladies will love you even more.

Watch the Giambi interview below.

About That Giambi Stache

Some say Giambi set the mustache back 30 years last season.

Well, this needs to be addressed and it needs to be addressed head on.  Jason Giambi had a mustache last year.  No one is denying this.  Nor are we attempting to copy his idea (or the idea of shameless Yankee fans who wore fake mustaches).  Giambi’s stache was a joke, in more ways than one.  We respect the mustache.  And we respect David Wright.  We think they go together.  As for Giambi, all he did was besmirch the good name of the mustache.
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