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Poll: Which Stache is the Wright Stache?

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It’s time to address a very important subject, kids.  Exactly what type of mustache should David Wright grow?  Of course, much of this is contingent on him having the fully bevy of staches at his disposal.  If he is one of the millions of men with weak connectors (myself, shamefully, included), then the Fu Manchu may not be a viable option.  But let’s assume that David is a six-tool player (hitting, hitting for power, speed, fielding, throwing and mustache growing) and can grow anything that he sets his mind to.

Polls are open until the end of next week, so forward this to all of your friends and encourage them to vote.  Make your voices heard.  The success of the Mets demands it!

What type of mustache should David Wright grow?

  • The Keith Hernandez (47.0%, 55 Votes)
  • Handlebar (Rollie Fingers) (18.0%, 21 Votes)
  • Fu Manchu (Todd Jones) (15.0%, 18 Votes)
  • Hitler (or the Chaplin) (9.0%, 11 Votes)
  • The Walrus (Goose Gossage) (7.0%, 8 Votes)
  • Other (comment below) (3.0%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 117

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