David, Grow It.

With mustache, you're looking at the face of a future Hall of Famer.

After scoring a measly 1 run en route to a victory behind Big Pelf yesterday, the Mets appear likely to squander yet another one in agonizing fashion this afternoon in Pittsburgh. As I type this, F-Rod just blew a save and it’s tied 8-8 in the top of 10th.

David, come on dude. WTF??? Grow it already. You know you want to. You know you NEED to. Do it!

This team needs a little sass, and it needs you to grow a Mustache. Be that guy.

Happy 4th of July weekend, everyone.

[UPDATE: The Mets win! Thaaaaaaa Mets win! F U John Sterling.]