Wright Wreasons: Southern Staches

I do declare, I love tasting the herbs and spices in my whiskers.

In this installment of Wright Wreasons, we look to David’s roots for proof that he needs to grow a mustache.  David is from Norfolk, Virginia and is, thus, from south of the Mason-Dixon Line.  As such, David is a Southerner.  And throughout history, true Southern gentlemen who achieved great levels of success were mustachioed.

This is in your genes, David.  It’s your birthright to grow a mustache and take a hold of your destiny.  Embrace your heritage and success will course through your veins like Sherman stormed through Atlanta.  OK, maybe that was a bad analogy for Southerners.

I can see the skepticism on your faces.  Well, I came prepared.  I’ve done the research.  I have the facts.  Let’s take a look at some great Southern mustaches and the achievements in their respective fields.

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