Meet the Hat!

So how has your Wright-less Mets baseball been?

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That bad, huh?

Well, fortunately, you no longer have to wait to get your David Wright back! Thanks to modern technology, for a limited time only, you can have your very own All Star 3rd baseman back in the lineup of your choice. I’m talking the 21st century! I’m talking super space age technology! I’m talking about the Rawlings S100!

It’s a big honkin’ baseball helmet. And apparently, it’s going to save David’s season.

Teammates may laugh. But opponents won’t be laughing once they witness the might of Dark Helmet.

Of course, being an All Star and all, David gets his custom-made, with all sorts of extra winning features. Like a mustache. Herein, exclusive to our Wright Stache wreaders, is a sneak peak at the helmet David Wright will sport for the rest of the season.

Just one easy click-through away!

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Jon Stewart Sends Gift Basket to D-Wright

We’re fans of Jon Stewart here at The Wright Stache, so naturally we found amusing this Daily News bit (I found it on a subway seat, I swear, ok?) about Jon Stewart’s gift to our ailing David Wright:

Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show and an avid Mets fan, sent Wright deli-style cold cuts.Wright, who suffered a concussion on Saturday, has been bombarded with gifts of food. “I got a lot of matzo ball soup,” Wright said.

Nothing like a giant slab of roast beef plopped on the head to help a concussion. Get well soon, David.