Profiles in Leadership

What makes a leader?

This was the question inexpertly tossed around* by that daffy broadcasting duo Joe Morgan and Steve Phillips, while the Amazins balked and bases-loaded GIDP-ed their way to a 2-0 losing conclusion to an otherwise successful 4-day vacation in San Fran.

The context was a re-hashing of the pre-winning-streak brouhaha over comments by Omar Minaya that suggested the Mets needed more of an edge.

“Some people see edge as leadership. Sometimes, you need a little meanness to your game. Some people perceive leadership as meanness.

“I couldn’t tell you that we have that type of guy. We have leaders. But everyone’s perception of leadership is different.”

Well, as everyone** knows, when a GM calls his team out for not having a leader, the first guy to respond gets the gig. Since then, David Wright has let his bat do most of the talking, and now everything is hunky dory. But he did at least offer the following to the New York Daily News:

“The definition of edge is going out there and getting a few wins, and then all of a sudden you don’t have to worry about anyone talking about edge anymore”

Well, they’ve got a few wins. But do the Mets have a true leader? What makes such a leader? And most importantly could Steve Phillips be any more of a horse’s patoot what is that that sixth tool*** that separates the leaders from the lineup fodder? To answer this, when we say “Jump” the Wright Stache will consult the acknowledged leader in defining leadership:

Motivational posters!

Jump.

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What’s Edgier Than a Mustache?

Without the mustache, Ted Nugent is pretty vanilla.

Over the weekend, there was much talk and consternation over Omar Minaya’s comments that the Mets lacked “edge.” In fact, he said that the team’s lack of edge is why he brought in Alex Cora and Gary Sheffield.  That was Omar’s response to how smooth the Mets are (smooth is the opposite of edgy, right?).  Seems to me, though, that there is an easier (and cheaper) way to gain an edge.  Mustaches.

I don’t know much about Alex Cora, other than he’s 33 and looks 12.  Not exactly edgy.  As for Sheff, well, that dude wasn’t born edgy.  He had an edgy mentor.

But at the end of the day, nothing adds edge like smoking cigarettes a mustache.  Now more than ever the Mets need David Wright to grow a mustache.  He’s the captain.  He’s the leader.  He can be the edge.

If not David, I know a certain someone who looked pretty edgy with a stache (and there may just be a spot in the rotation available).