Meet the Hat!
So how has your Wright-less Mets baseball been?
That bad, huh?
Well, fortunately, you no longer have to wait to get your David Wright back! Thanks to modern technology, for a limited time only, you can have your very own All Star 3rd baseman back in the lineup of your choice. I’m talking the 21st century! I’m talking super space age technology! I’m talking about the Rawlings S100!
It’s a big honkin’ baseball helmet. And apparently, it’s going to save David’s season.
Teammates may laugh. But opponents won’t be laughing once they witness the might of Dark Helmet.
Of course, being an All Star and all, David gets his custom-made, with all sorts of extra winning features. Like a mustache. Herein, exclusive to our Wright Stache wreaders, is a sneak peak at the helmet David Wright will sport for the rest of the season.
Just one easy click-through away!
Tags: Affixing a mustache to a batting helmet = awesome, concussion, david wright
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September 1, 2009 12:01 pm | 
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