David Wright: Future Mustache King

Hey, David – looking for a little inspiration for that silky-smooth upper lip of yours? Need some ideas for that soon-to-be-cilium that will exist directly below your nose?

Then look no further than the 2009 New York City Beard and Moustache Championships, taking place this Saturday at Public Assembly in Brooklyn. We know you can’t make it since you’re playing in the World Baseball Classic, but we’re certain that after the event, there will be plenty of photos sprinkled throughout the Interwebs, just waiting to grace the glass screen of your iPhone.

Just think: in a year from now, you’ll be crowned victor of the 2010 event via an absentee registration, and you’ll be able to add Mustache King to your ever-growing list of accomplishments (in addition to Major League Baseball Player, Three-time All Star, Golden Glove Winner, Silver Slugger Winner, Vitamin Water Pioneer, Esteemed Philanthropist and founder of the David Wright Foundation).

David, in case you couldn’t tell…we’re big fans of yours. But we won’t be your biggest fans until you grow that stache. So get crackin’.