Stache Products: Buy These Now

We love it when our readers send us tips regarding new mustache-related products (keep them coming!). Here are a few of our recent favorites:

Mustache Pint
If you already have a stache, the white mustache etched into these glasses will look fantastic stacked on top of yours. If you don’t have one (because you can’t grow one – like me), these will create the illusion of having one, if only for a brief moment while the glass is tilted at the perfect angle as you gulp. We’re going to buy like 100 of these and open a Wright Stache bar outside of Citi Field. Seriously. Thanks to good friend o’ the stache Marc S. for the tip.

12-Pack of Fake Mustaches
We’re broke (won’t you buy a t-shirt, please?). So when we learned that there was a 12 pack of fake mustaches going for $2.61 on these here Interwebs, we snatched up as many packs as we could. We then marched down to the SNY Studios building on 6th Avenue and demanded that random passers-by sport the staches on our lunch break. You should do the same. Thanks to both Bill F. and Nick K. for the tip.

Beard Head
These aren’t exactly in season, but they are awesome. I own four of them. The mustache is actually removable (it attaches with velcro)! If you’re hitting the slopes anytime soon, you best be rockin’ a Beard Head. You should also email them and demand that they make a blue/orange combo hat. Thanks to the Beard Head owner Dave S. for the heads up.