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	<title>The Wright Stache &#187; Wright Wreasons</title>
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	<description>The internet leader in encouraging David Wright to grow a mustache since 2009.  Because naked lips don&#039;t win championships.</description>
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		<title>The All-Stached Nine</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/11/the-all-stached-nine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Better Know a Metstache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bernard gilkey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Darryl Strawberry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MLB.com, as is its wont,* is allowing fans to vote on their All-Time Nine for each team.
Rules are you pick one season from each guy at each position, and then imagine they were all on the same Mets team at the same time having that season.
And then you imagine you had season tickets that year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2009 Mets Could Use Some Mojo Risin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/30/the-2009-mets-could-use-some-mojo-risin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/30/the-2009-mets-could-use-some-mojo-risin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose's Chin Pubes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1872</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who could forget the spectacular 1999 Mets of ten years ago &#8212; those Mets of Sports Illustrated &#8220;Best Infield Ever&#8221; cover fame &#8212; with their triumphant playoff run and never-quit comeback attitude. That Mets lineup was stacked with hitters and runners and could never be counted out down late in a game, the seeming antithesis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Trim a Mustache</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/15/how-to-trim-a-mustache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/15/how-to-trim-a-mustache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose's Chin Pubes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mustache trimming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phillies]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1808</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whilst bemoaning the awfully embarrassing disaster otherwise known as &#8220;this past weekend,&#8221; I resorted to a usual past-time of mine since the American one is letting me down as of late: trawling YouTube for mustache-related videos.
If David&#8217;s worried about the potentially time-intensive upkeep of a well-groomed mustache, we&#8217;d like to offer this video to him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wright Stache on Mets Weekly</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/08/the-wright-stache-on-mets-weekly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/08/the-wright-stache-on-mets-weekly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videostache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mets Weekly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SNY]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1780</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The Wright Stache on Mets Weekly from The Wright Stache on Vimeo.
A few weeks ago, the good folks at Mets Weekly saw fit to feature your favorite mustache aficionados on SNY&#8217;s magazine series.  We convened at the Mets Clubhouse Shop at Bryant Park to discuss the site, the Mets and, of course, mustaches.  In case [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skipper Staches</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/03/skipper-staches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/03/skipper-staches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stache Spotting]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cecil cooper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cito gaston]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank selee]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lots of other managers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[willie randolph]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TheWrightStache.com has already established the link between mustaches and leadership. But while every manager instinctively understands how motivational posters a lip sweater can contribute to productivity, it&#8217;s hard to quantify that.
Well, fortunately for us, in baseball you can quantify everything, including mustached leadership.
Unlike a mustache on David Wright, There is no promise of championships for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Can, So When?</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/29/he-can-so-when/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/29/he-can-so-when/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 14:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[big league stew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cactus jack sancho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matthew mcconaughey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moon tower]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murphy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1623</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Currently, our mission stands thus: we believe that David Wright should grow a mustache. We know for a fact that this alone could bring the Mets a World Championship. David knows this. He has said he would if he could. We have said that he can.
But that&#8217;s alright, we&#8217;ll worry about that later.
Since this is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Profiles in Leadership</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/19/profiles-in-leadership/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/19/profiles-in-leadership/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 15:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alex Cora]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carlos Beltran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe morgan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[steve phillips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What makes a leader?
This was the question inexpertly tossed around* by that daffy broadcasting duo Joe Morgan and Steve Phillips, while the Amazins balked and bases-loaded GIDP-ed their way to a 2-0 losing conclusion to an otherwise successful 4-day vacation in San Fran.
The context was a re-hashing of the pre-winning-streak brouhaha over comments by Omar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The All*Star Case for Lastings Milledge</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/12/the-allstar-case-for-lastings-milledge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/12/the-allstar-case-for-lastings-milledge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stache Spotting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[All Star Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lastings Milledge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At first, we thought it was a joke. I mean, c&#8217;mon, get real, a campaign to get Lastings Milledge in the All Star Game?
I mean&#8230;Lastings?
Lastings Milledge?
Lastings MILLedge?!?
It didn&#8217;t make any sense.  They couldn&#8217;t possibly be talking about the same guy &#8212; the five-tool fella that Mets fans remember for his friendly fan interaction (and fly [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Buzzed Head ≠ Mustache</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/28/buzzed-head-mustache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/28/buzzed-head-mustache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[slump]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With his average plummeting to well below .300 and his strikeouts leading the known universe, David Wright took drastic measures to break out of his slump.  He knew that success is directly related to hair, so he decided to take immediate follicle action.  Sadly (for us), he was a little misguided in his quest to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tough As Nails</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/23/tough-as-nails/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/23/tough-as-nails/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose's Chin Pubes</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Once every year or so an article surfaces in &#60;insert name of esteemed sports publication here&#62; about Lenny Dykstra&#8217;s current exploits. For a while it was a car-wash chain; then it was a magazine geared towards providing luxury services for pro athletes; then it was actually providing those services; and now it&#8217;s as an investment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wright Wreasons: Movie Mustaches</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/23/wright-wreasons-movie-mustaches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/23/wright-wreasons-movie-mustaches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hairy Backman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1267</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, its true: movies teach us everything we need to know about life.  From how to party in college, to what to do if we&#8217;re ever involved in a bank robbery, to why we should start smoking cigarettes immediately.  They also teach us that mustaches are cool.  Other than baseball, nothing has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stache-Off: 1984 Tigers vs. 1986 Mets</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/10/stache-off-84-tigers-vs-86-mets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/10/stache-off-84-tigers-vs-86-mets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TWS Detroit Bureau Chief Misopogon is back with another dispatch from America&#8217;s burningest city.  This time around, he looks at the 1984 Detroit Tigers and their mustaches.  Can the kittens maul the Amazins?  Will the presence of HoJo on both rosters cause the space-time continuum to implode?  Is the devise of asking myself questions being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wright Girlfriend: Stache-Friendly?</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/26/the-wright-girlfriend-stache-friendly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/26/the-wright-girlfriend-stache-friendly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose's Chin Pubes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=502</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
Any would-be facial hair enthusiast knows it all too well: girls do not often dig beards and staches. Back in my halcyon days of having a giant, bushy, hassid beard, I always used to get random dudes coming up to me telling me they loved my beard. I&#8217;d tell them that they too should grow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wright Wreasons: Southern Staches</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/25/wright-wreasons-southern-staches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/25/wright-wreasons-southern-staches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this installment of Wright Wreasons, we look to David&#8217;s roots for proof that he needs to grow a mustache.  David is from Norfolk, Virginia and is, thus, from south of the Mason-Dixon Line.  As such, David is a Southerner.  And throughout history, true Southern gentlemen who achieved great levels of success were mustachioed.
This is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wright Wreasons: TV Staches</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/19/wright-wreasons-tv-staches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/19/wright-wreasons-tv-staches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[60 Minutes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ed Bradley]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to our new feature, Wright Wreasons.  From time to time, we&#8217;ll use these posts to illustrate convincing reasons why it just makes sense for David Wright to grow a mustache.  We can give you our opinions until we are Mets blue in the face, but these Wright Reasons make for a much stronger argument.  [...]]]></description>
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