Sometimes a photo catches a person in a time of deep introspection. A moment of reflection. A instance of calm. And other times it’s just a picture of a dude thinking about rape allegations and throwing firecrackers at kids. You take the good, you take the bad and, well, what was the good again? Oh, right, this week at The Wright Stache was the good stuff. What was so good about it, you rudely ask? Well, we:
Another lovely week in The Wright Stache neighborhood.
As usual, we’ll poke our heads in over the weekend to say hi and make sure that you kids are playing nicely. We might even fix some snacks.
As always, we appreciate you stopping by our corner of the internet. We know that there’s a lot of good porn out there, so we thank you for spending some time with us.
Credit (or blame) Hairy Backman for this week’s closing photo. We were discussing Mets who made us sad and, well, here we are. What a waste of a solid stache. At the Wright Stache, we hate waste. We seize all opportunities and capitalize on every situation to further our cause to get David Wright to grow a mustache. To that end, let’s celebrate another fruitful week. We didn’t waste a chance to…
Sure, some of you were hurt by David’s negative first reaction to The Wright Stache. But we remain emboldened to pursue our cause. Optimism and confidence abound at The Wright Stache. Spring is here. Opening Day looms on the horizon. Soon, flowers (and staches) will be in full bloom.
We’ll check in a few times over the weekend as news merits and we hope that you’ll take a peek. And we have another treat for you next week that will bring a new level of interactivity to The Wright Stache experience.
Thank you for your ceaseless support. Because when there was only one set of footprints, that’s when you were carrying us.
Let’s end another winning week at The Wright Stache with a nod to our favorite (and finest) loser. Look in those eyes. There’s a sadness there. An emptiness. As we put this week to bed and reflect on some of our finer moments, remember to be thankful for how fortunate you are. Call your mom and tell her that you love her. Plant a tree. And do what you can to get David Wright to grow a mustache. We did our part by…
Next week will be even more fantastic at The Wright Stache. We’ll be helping you look good and sound good with two big announcements.
Of course, we’ll be checking in over the weekend, so hopefully you will, too. We’re not going to drunk dial or booty text you on Saturday night, though.
As always, it’s been a pleasure serving you. Please continue to spread the gospel of The Wright Stache with the company that you keep.
By simply putting that photo there, I struggled to get this sentence out. I triple clutched my finger before finally hitting the key. Just a reminder of what life is like for Mets without a stache. What a first week it’s been for The Wright Stache. We…
Not a bad start. I know that it may seem like I’ve done most of the posting over the last few days. That’s because Hairy Backman has been working hard at his real job in the steel mill and Jose’s Chin Pubes is in Texas taking the steak-eating challenge at every steakhouse south of Dallas-Ft. Worth. We’ll form Voltron next week.
We’ll be working through the weekend, so stop by while you nurse your hangover and watch whatever marathon MTV runs.
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