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	<description>The internet leader in encouraging David Wright to grow a mustache since 2009.  Because naked lips don&#039;t win championships.</description>
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		<title>We Bid You Adieu</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/10/05/we-bid-you-adieu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/10/05/we-bid-you-adieu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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We failed. At getting David to grow a &#8217;stache and at winning, period. Girlfriend O&#8217; The Stache Emily and I attended yesterday&#8217;s win over the Astros, and it was one of very few bright spots in a season that was miserable but definitely not forgettable. Regarding the season, I leave you with this thought: better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clay Zavada is an Inspiration</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/25/clay-zavada-is-an-inspiration/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/25/clay-zavada-is-an-inspiration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 13:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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Bask in it.  Stare at it longlingly.  Rub your face on the screen right now and imagine it tickling your cheeks.  There are staches that just rest there on the upper lip and then there are staches that transcend facial hair and mean so much more to society.  These are the staches that act as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wright &#8216;Wich</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/28/the-wright-wich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He may be slumping.  He may be bald.  But David Wright is not going hungry.  Foley&#8217;s New York, a baseball-centric pub in Midtown has introduced The David Wright Sandwich.  The sandwich boasts grilled chicken in Buffalo sauce, blue cheese, lettuce and tomato on a club roll.
David&#8217;s not from Buffalo.  I&#8217;m not quite sure why this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buzzed Head ≠ Mustache</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/28/buzzed-head-mustache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/28/buzzed-head-mustache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With his average plummeting to well below .300 and his strikeouts leading the known universe, David Wright took drastic measures to break out of his slump.  He knew that success is directly related to hair, so he decided to take immediate follicle action.  Sadly (for us), he was a little misguided in his quest to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mustachioed Ankiel As Effective As Pitcher Ankiel</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/22/mustachioed-ankiel-as-pitcher-ankiel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/22/mustachioed-ankiel-as-pitcher-ankiel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Failed pitcher, occasional slugger and current horrendous batter Rick Ankiel has himself a mustache.  While watching the first game of the Mets-Cardinals series, I couldn&#8217;t help but notice that Dick Ankiel had something on his upper lip.  I had a hard time making out what it was while he was striking out, but as he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 and Whoa</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/09/2-and-whoa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, that was exciting.  Mike Pelfrey looked shaky, then settled down.  The bats looked lively and the heart of the order showed potency that lasted longer than four hours (they should consult their physician) and the bullpen was just good enough to hang on for the 9-7 win over the Cincinnati Reds.
The Carloses went 4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minorstaches</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/08/minorstaches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/08/minorstaches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minor League Baseball is always more in touch with the fans.  They understand that baseball is a game and that it&#8217;s played for our enjoyment.  Minor League Baseball is about passion, love for the game and reminds us of simpler times.  And Minor League Baseball is willing to acknowledge the stache.
TWS Detroit Bureau Chief Misopogon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mets Notch Stacheless Win</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/06/mets-notch-stacheless-win/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/06/mets-notch-stacheless-win/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daniel Murphy looked as good as he did all Spring.  The bullpen lived up to the promise.  And the Mets won their opener against the Cincinnati Reds.  With the win, the Mets surged from out of nowhere into a first-place tie in the National East.  Quite the turnaround for a team that was winless as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Stache at the End of the Rainbow</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/06/no-stache-at-the-end-of-the-rainbow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/06/no-stache-at-the-end-of-the-rainbow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was scouring the internet for mustache news while watching the Mets cling to a 2-1 lead over the Reds and stumbled across this story.  Back on March 26, the University of Hawaii baseball team was no-hit by Coastal Carolina (Hawaii&#8217;s natural rival).  One player had the final chance to avoid the no-hitter: Kevin Macdonald.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David to Gary: Be My BFF4E?</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/05/david-to-gary-be-my-bff4e/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/05/david-to-gary-be-my-bff4e/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the reasons that Gary Sheffield signed with the Mets is that David Wright texted him.  David sent an SMS to the slugger to recruit him to join the blue and orange.  That, along with the urging of his uncle, Dwight Gooden, led Sheffield to sign the one-year deal with the Mets.
Sheffield acknowldeged that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mets Sign Doc Gooden&#8217;s Nephew</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/03/mets-sign-doc-goodens-nephew/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/03/mets-sign-doc-goodens-nephew/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone and their mother are reporting that the Mets have signed Gary Sheffield to a pro-rated $400,000 contract.  He was released earlier this week by the Tigers who will relax their gag reflex and swallow the girth of his $14 million 2009 salary.  Along with the $400K, the Mets apparently have promised Sheff &#8220;significant playing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: D-Wright Says &#8220;No&#8221; to the Stache!</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/02/breaking-news-d-wright-says-no-to-the-stache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/02/breaking-news-d-wright-says-no-to-the-stache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose's Chin Pubes</dc:creator>
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&#8220;I don&#8217;t think I could grow one even if I wanted to,&#8221; said David Wright in an interview with the New York Post whilst stroking his chin in thought.
Bollocks! We will not be dettered.

Clearly, David has yet to realize the power of the stache. Which is understandable &#8212; he was just a wee lad when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predictionstache</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/01/predictionstache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/04/01/predictionstache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=805</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With nary a stache in sight on young David Wright&#8217;s face, Sports Illustrated has seen fit to predict that the New York Metropolotans will win the 2009 World Series.  The magazine foresees the Mets beating the Dodgers in the NLDS (that sounds familiar) and the Cubs in the NLCS.  And then, in the Fall Classic, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Put Me in Coach&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/27/put-me-in-coach/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/27/put-me-in-coach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight, finally, David Wright will start at third base in a Grapefruit League game for the Amazins.  When the Mets take the field against the Nationals, David will be at the hot corner, Johan will be on the mound and the Mets will begin to resemble the team that we&#8217;ll be watching march to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Abdul Stache</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/26/the-abdul-stache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/26/the-abdul-stache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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You wouldn&#8217;t think that The Wright Stache and American Idol would ever cross paths.  I mean, if it was Mustache Idol, we&#8217;d get on board.  But, last night the worlds of The Wright Stache and American Idol briefly intersected orbits.
Fantastic friend o&#8217; the stache, Dan Weiss, gave us the heads up that apparently this Simon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bobby O. Added to SNY Studio Team</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/26/bobby-o-added-to-sny-studio-team/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/26/bobby-o-added-to-sny-studio-team/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MetsBlog is reporting that SNY has announced that Bobby Ojeda will be joining the studio crew as lead analyst for both pre- and post-game shows.  Why is this important to The Wright Stache?  Bobby O. happens to be my favorite Metstache of all-time!
You&#8217;ll learn more about my infatuation with Bobby Ojeda&#8217;s stache in a future [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;It&#8217;s on again.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/24/its-on-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/24/its-on-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teufel Stubble</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=422</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For weeks, David Wright and Jimmy Rollins were teammates.  They were partners on the left side of the Team USA infield.  They worked together, ate together and showered together.  But the WBC is over.  The détente has expired.  According to Adam Rubin, Wright&#8217;s parting words to Rollins as they rejoined their teams were, &#8220;It&#8217;s on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Prodigal Son Returns</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/24/the-prodigal-son-returns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/03/24/the-prodigal-son-returns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[David Wright has rejoined the Mets for Grapefruit League action after his WBC heroics and disappointing semifinal loss.  Now he gets back to the task at hand: Growing a mustache so that the Mets can win the 2009 World Series.  While he&#8217;s back with the team, he&#8217;ll be sitting out today&#8217;s friendly against the ghastly [...]]]></description>
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