Last year’s Stacheless Mets failed miserably. Need I say more?
Join us in our quest to get David to grow a stache and lead the rest of the Mets to a future full of staches (and wins).
Buy a t-shirt! Available for only $10 below.

100% guaranteed sexiness!
Just a reminder that we have freshly minted The Wright Stache t-shirts for sale for the insanely low price of $12.50! That’s like 1 beer at the new Yankee Stadium. The shirts are printed front and back with 3 colors, and are quality Tultex shirts that fit and feel just like American Apparel. Don’t be the only person in your section without one; buy five right now!