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	<title>The Wright Stache &#187; Misopogon</title>
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	<description>The internet leader in encouraging David Wright to grow a mustache since 2009.  Because naked lips don&#039;t win championships.</description>
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		<title>Mets Wars: Episode IV</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/12/mets-wars-episode-iv/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/12/mets-wars-episode-iv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Better Know a Metstache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009 Season in Review]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[a long time ago, in a galaxy called Flushing&#8230;
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a
hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the
Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station
with enough power to destroy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The All-Stached Nine</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/11/the-all-stached-nine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/11/the-all-stached-nine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Better Know a Metstache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bernard gilkey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cleon Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Darryl Strawberry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dwight Gooden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank Taveras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[howard johnson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keith Hernandez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike piazza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wally Backman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=2053</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MLB.com, as is its wont,* is allowing fans to vote on their All-Time Nine for each team.
Rules are you pick one season from each guy at each position, and then imagine they were all on the same Mets team at the same time having that season.
And then you imagine you had season tickets that year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cause to Complain</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/01/cause-to-complain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/01/cause-to-complain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=2034</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Injuries are a part of the game.
But at some point, they become more than part of the game. A key injury at a key time can seem to make a big difference to a ballclub. Then again, over such a short sample, statisticians say that the difference in performance is negligible, and that since all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meet the Hat!</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/01/meet-the-hat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/09/01/meet-the-hat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Better Know a Metstache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Affixing a mustache to a batting helmet = awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concussion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=2023</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So how has your Wright-less Mets baseball been?
&#8230;
That bad, huh?
Well, fortunately, you no longer have to wait to get your David Wright back! Thanks to modern technology, for a limited time only, you can have your very own All Star 3rd baseman back in the lineup of your choice. I&#8217;m talking the 21st century! I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Gonna Leave a Mark</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/16/thats-gonna-leave-a-mark/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/16/thats-gonna-leave-a-mark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sad Stache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ARRRGH Injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1991</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Able, you probably already know this, but your brother is a douchebag.
What happened? During last night&#8217;s 5-4 extra-inning fall to the Giants (not those Giants), San Fran starter Matt Cain beaned David Wright in the head with a 94-mph fastball. The helmet went flying off. David was on his back for over a minute. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Leaders and the Stached</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/13/the-leaders-and-the-stached/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/13/the-leaders-and-the-stached/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stache Spotting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

HAIL! To this idea of brilliance.
HAIL! To these whiskered heroes.
HAIL! HAIL! To Mustaches for Michigan.
I think I wet my pants.
The Wright Stache, as is publicly known, is generally and publically in favor of any increase in public mustachionism. So we understandably couldn&#8217;t help but say &#8220;GO YOU!&#8221; when one of America&#8217;s top public institutions got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If a Third Baseman Grows a Stache in Detroit&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/10/if-a-third-baseman-grows-a-stache-in-detroit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/10/if-a-third-baseman-grows-a-stache-in-detroit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[100% Pure Columbian Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brandon Inge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tigerstaches]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1958</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We have news: an All-Star 3rd baseman has begun growing a mustache.
No, it is not David Wright. But it&#8217;s the next best thing&#8230;
Brandon Inge. Roar of the Tigers:
CONFIRMED: Brandon Inge is, in fact, growing a mustache. It is, in fact, terrible. Before today&#8217;s game he claimed that it was a Rally Mustache, an attempt to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shooting Down Our Stachey Shoots</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/06/shooting-down-our-stachey-shoots/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/08/06/shooting-down-our-stachey-shoots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ARRRGH Injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Sheffield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jon Niese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tom selleck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1946</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The injury train rolls on. The latest victim: Jonathon Niese.  Hamstring. Here&#8217;s the Mets&#8217; 2009 season in a nutshell:
Promising young pitcher, promising young stache, HAMSTRING INJURY OUT FOR SEASON SURGERY ARRRGH!
Sorry for the caps.
It makes you wonder, if the Mets could have gone back and done it all over again, if a mustache would have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wrightstache Exclusive Interview: Mario</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/07/30/metstache-exclusive-interview-mario/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/07/30/metstache-exclusive-interview-mario/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hustle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mario]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1908</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With the Amazins in the tank and the Wrightstachians on the road, the Wright Stache has been quiet. Too quiet.
Well not that quiet. We&#8217;ve been at Citi Field, spreading the message, meeting fans of the stache, and getting their perspective on what&#8217;s wrong with the Mets this year (aside from, you know, the obvious listlessness, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Better When Unfettered</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/07/07/better-when-unfettered/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/07/07/better-when-unfettered/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a rough Independence for our as-yet-stacheless Wright, who went 0-11 against the Phillies over the weekend, as the NL East rivals&#8217; pitchers &#8220;hampered,&#8221; and &#8220;hamstrung,&#8221; &#8220;put the clamps down on,&#8221; and essentially &#8220;tied up&#8221; our hero. He wasn&#8217;t flustered, it seems, so much as fettered.
tr.v. fet·tered, fet·ter·ing, fet·ters
1.  To put fetters on; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Weekend Whiskers from the Blogosphere</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/22/weekend-whiskers-from-the-blogosphere/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/22/weekend-whiskers-from-the-blogosphere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1831</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With Misopogal departing for Israel from JFK, the Misopogon took this opportunity to leave the Great Lakes State and  come see how things were stachin&#8217; in the city. Meanwhile, the blogosphere blow&#8217;d up.  This week in blogging, with bullets:

Sunday T-shirt spotting: the trendy Brooklynite at right knows clothes; by day she works for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skipper Staches</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/03/skipper-staches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/03/skipper-staches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stache Spotting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cecil cooper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cito gaston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damn lies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Davey Johnson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank selee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jim Leyland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lots of other managers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sparky anderson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[statistics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[willie randolph]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TheWrightStache.com has already established the link between mustaches and leadership. But while every manager instinctively understands how motivational posters a lip sweater can contribute to productivity, it&#8217;s hard to quantify that.
Well, fortunately for us, in baseball you can quantify everything, including mustached leadership.
Unlike a mustache on David Wright, There is no promise of championships for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHL Playoffs Teach Life Lessons</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/01/nhl-playoffs-teach-life-lessons/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/06/01/nhl-playoffs-teach-life-lessons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stache Spotting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[detroit red wings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mlb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nhl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pittsburgh penguins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stanley cup]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1645</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MLB does a lot of things better than the NHL, but one thing hockey has right is a longstanding, well-established connection between facial hair and winning. While players tend to rock whatever they like during the regular season, come the first day of Passover,* the razors get thrown out like so many leftover bagels.
The tradition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Can, So When?</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/29/he-can-so-when/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/29/he-can-so-when/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 14:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[big league stew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cactus jack sancho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matthew mcconaughey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moon tower]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murphy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yahoo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1623</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Currently, our mission stands thus: we believe that David Wright should grow a mustache. We know for a fact that this alone could bring the Mets a World Championship. David knows this. He has said he would if he could. We have said that he can.
But that&#8217;s alright, we&#8217;ll worry about that later.
Since this is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Profiles in Leadership</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/19/profiles-in-leadership/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/19/profiles-in-leadership/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 15:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alex Cora]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carlos Beltran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david wright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe morgan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[san francisco giants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve phillips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What makes a leader?
This was the question inexpertly tossed around* by that daffy broadcasting duo Joe Morgan and Steve Phillips, while the Amazins balked and bases-loaded GIDP-ed their way to a 2-0 losing conclusion to an otherwise successful 4-day vacation in San Fran.
The context was a re-hashing of the pre-winning-streak brouhaha over comments by Omar [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The All*Star Case for Lastings Milledge</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/12/the-allstar-case-for-lastings-milledge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/12/the-allstar-case-for-lastings-milledge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stache Spotting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wright Wreasons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[All Star Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lastings Milledge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At first, we thought it was a joke. I mean, c&#8217;mon, get real, a campaign to get Lastings Milledge in the All Star Game?
I mean&#8230;Lastings?
Lastings Milledge?
Lastings MILLedge?!?
It didn&#8217;t make any sense.  They couldn&#8217;t possibly be talking about the same guy &#8212; the five-tool fella that Mets fans remember for his friendly fan interaction (and fly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Say Thee Yea, Wood Bats of the GSL</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/08/we-say-thee-yea-woodbats-of-the-gsl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/08/we-say-thee-yea-woodbats-of-the-gsl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 18:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[columbus woodbats]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thewrightstache.com/?p=1489</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ed note below.
The city of Columbus, Georgia, isn&#8217;t well known around the country. Simply by nature of sharing a name with the home of the Yankees&#8217; top farm club, the place d&#8217;origine of George Steinbrenner, the nursery of Christian Rock music and the birthplace the Bush political dynasty, they are entitled to all sorts of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seksy Metstache = Sweep</title>
		<link>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/08/seksy-metstache-sweep/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thewrightstache.com/2009/05/08/seksy-metstache-sweep/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 14:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ankiel Stache Yanked in 1st Inning</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We here at the Wright Stache believe that while you should always accept the mustache when it calls upon you, a stache cannot be grown just for the sake of it.
Such was the sad case of Rick Ankiel&#8217;s newly erstwhile mustache. Like its bearer, Ankiel&#8217;s mustache looked hot from the start, but suddenly, inexplicably turned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blue Jay Way</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 14:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misopogon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings from the American League, which is like real baseball except instead of every position player taking his turn at the dish, the pitcher gets to send some geriatric out of the WWE to swing in his place.
I know it&#8217;s been a rough time in Metland. Not only has our facial Sampson not grown a [...]]]></description>
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