What is The Wright Stache?

In between downs at a superbowl party this year, I asked Tueffel’s Stubble if he’d seen the fluff piece on Mets.com about how David Wright planned to spend this glorious American holiday at HoJo’s house. In his infinite wisdom, Teufel Stubble remarked that HoJo was probably just spending the entire time trying to convince David Wright to grow a mustache.

And the idea for this site was born.

Countless late-night brainstorming sessions, full-on fist-fights and a case of Olde English 40 Ounces later, we present to you TheWrightStache.com. Join us in our season-long quest to get David Allen Wright to become the latest and greatest in a long line of mustachioed Mets. He will do it. We will make it so. ‘Cause the mustache has mojo. Ya gotta believe!

www.thewrightstache.com

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Hairy Backman | February 9, 2009 10:53 am

18 Comments

By Jimmy Rollins, March 16, 2009 @ 10:14 am

Do you really want to add another thing that can get stuck in their throats causing another monumental choke?

I, Jimmy Rollins, have created the website http://www.thewrightstatch.com

It is a website dedicated convincing david wright to commit “statch” aka statutory rape on a underage girl in order to have him jailed and out of major league baseball forever.

Yours,
Jimmy Rollins, 2007 MVP, 2008 World Champion

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By Metsos:
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
J roll, Your bullpen was on hgh. Cheaters. jamie moyer probly was 2. what did you win by 3 games. woohoo. nobody even watched the world series.

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By Babydaddy:
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
dear jimmy,

no homo dude no homo

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By philliessuck:
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
dear jimmy,
thats just real messed up and not even funny, and i couldnt really see the message you sent too well cause the giant wind caused by the gap in your teeth was causing my screen to shake too much

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By DH:
March 24th, 2009 at 11:29 am
You’re right. It definitely wasn’t that our All-Star closer went down, we didn’t have John Maine for the second half, and that the bullpen was the worst of any contending team in history. It was that the Mets choked. And it STILL took the Phillies to the last weekend to clinch.

But it’s always hilarious to see the Phillies can win a championship and still not be obsessed with the Mets cuz of their undying inferiority complex. thanks for the reminder.

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By DanielMurphy#28:
May 11th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Dear Jimmy,

Try getting your batting average above .200 and your on base percentage above .250.

Signed,

The Phillies Starting Rotation

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By DWRIGHT#5:
June 10th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
grow up man why dont you worry about your own fatass and worry about staying above the Mendoza line How bout you all of the other phillie cox suckers go choke on a big fat philly cheese steak. HAHA

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By Kenny, March 23, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

Don’t let that idiot bother you. I don’t get why the World Champs are so obsessed with the Mets. You won the World Series, get over it, or come up with better insults you corn ball.

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By ray, March 23, 2009 @ 1:36 pm

you called him a cornball.

ha, look whos talking.

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By hiroshi, March 23, 2009 @ 2:42 pm

david really should grow a glorious mustache. i mean, the stache is in. look at all the hipsters

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By Eric, March 23, 2009 @ 7:55 pm

Aren’t mets fans worried a stray hair could fly down his throat and he could choke on it? He has a very sensitive gag reflex.

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By Frank Bozak, March 23, 2009 @ 9:35 pm

Dear Jimmy Rollins,
Eat your own shit and die.

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By d, March 24, 2009 @ 12:26 am

Dear JRoll,

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8171/1237749941881.jpg

Yours,
d

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By Jimmy Rollins, March 24, 2009 @ 9:42 am

I saw some brilliant mets fans on the Youtube video “Guido Beach.” You guys must be proud. Good luck with your new stadium named after a failing bank in need of bailout money. Too bad the government has no interest in bailing out the Mets from the NL East, perhaps they could win in the NL West with the Padres and Giants.

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By Jimmy Rollins, March 26, 2009 @ 9:09 am

Have you guys heard the news? I was the ONLY player from team USA to have been selected to the All-WBC team. Sorry David, perhaps a mustache would have propelled you to make the team as well. Maybe in 4 years?

Peace – JRollz

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