Keith Hernandez’ Mustrash Talk

This is possibly the most genius thing to ever hit the Interwebs: a series of 30-second video clips of Keith Hernandez and his mustache trash-talking none other than you.

Why is Bloomberg Sports sponsoring a website and a series of pro-shot videos of Keith Hernandez being Keith Hernandez? Why is Keith Hernandez even bothering to do this? Why is it so fucking funny? Only one answer: the power of the ’stache.

Watch the above video and a couple of dozen more at the Mustrash Talk website.

-JCP

Thanks: Friend O’ The Stache Mario Pardo

The Wright Beard?

David’s been growing a mighty fine beard of late… well, “beard” might be generous… but “nicely kempt scruff” is perfectly appropriate. It doesn’t quite have the majesty of a ’stache, but we’ll take what we can get here at Wright Stache HQ. Any kind of facial hair for David is a win in our book; perhaps he can convince his teammates to jump on board as well, and perhaps one day David will graduate to the distinctive whiskers of a ’stache. If anything, this proves that his “I don’t even think I could grow one” claim last year is bunk.

-JCP