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We Bid You Adieu

by Jose's Chin Pubes | October 5th, 2009

We failed. At getting David to grow a ’stache and at winning, period. Girlfriend O’ The Stache Emily and I attended yesterday’s win over the Astros, and it was one of very few bright spots in a season that was miserable but definitely not forgettable. Regarding the season, I leave you with this thought: better to have a journeyman throw a complete game shutout than to completely blow your team’s playoff chances on the last day of the season for the third season in a row, no? Regarding David’s lack of whiskers, I leave you with this thought: there’s always next year. David will be all the older and more hairy.

Please enjoy the Wright Stache theme song, posted above, one last time. It’s really a gem if we do say so ourselves!

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Cheers, and (maybe) see you next year.

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