Would Ramon Castro Be Able to Out-run a Zamboni?
by Jose's Chin Pubes | June 1st, 2009
Welcome to New York. Now grow a stache, kid.
That’s the question that The Matts of MeetTheMatts.com asked about the now former Met catcher, aka “The Hippo,” in their hilarious recent interview with another departed Met, Duaner Sanchez. Ramon, it’s been a swell four years and you’ve done as proud, but it’s hard to argue with the way Omir “Stache” Santos has been performing in the bigs this year. We’ll miss you, Hippo.
In other news, the Mets lost Carlos Beltran and John Maine to a mysterious “stomach bug” this weekend, but not before the latter pitched 6 stellar innings to win the rubber match of the Mets 3-game stand against the Fish. Angel Pagan had no such luck and was removed with a tweaked groin after chasing down a hit in the outfield. Dude’s a gamer, but he’s just got some serious bad luck with injuries… we should start calling him “Moises.”
We’d like to extend a warm Wright Stache welcome to Lance Broadway, the minor league pitcher we acquired in from the White Sox in the Ramon Castro trade. Broadway has been assigned to AAA Buffalo and inserted into the starting rotation. We think that pale, white, clean-shaven face would look mighty fine with a stache. Don’t you?
Tags: duaner sanchez, lance broadway, omir santos, ramon castro
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June 1, 2009
By MeetTheMatts.com, June 1, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
Guys, you have us blushing with your praise! In fact, we raced home after reading the above to put on our smartly chic TheWrightStache.com T-Shirts. However, we do have a problem with your sponsor promising to eliminate facial hair forever. How exactly does that mesh with your very existence/movement?!?!?
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By Misopogon, June 2, 2009 @ 10:09 am
I cannot speak for the other Wrightstachians, but I, for one, have no problem supporting our sponsors’ mission of removing unwanted hair from unsightly places. I believe the greatness of a mustache is directly related to the place where that mustache is grown.
Exemplii gratis:
On a New York Met = awesome.
On a cat = not as awesome.
On Whoopie’s whoopie = not awesome.
Plus, they use “lasers.” Granted, it’s to shoot at follicles rather than Imperial Battle Cruisers, but there is still something inherently awesome about a “laser.”
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