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What Would Ollie Do?

by Teufel Stubble | May 4th, 2009
Abe Lincoln is rolling over in his grave.

Abe Lincoln is rolling over in his grave.

Well, there’s been no official word on what Jerry Manuel and Omar Minaya have planned for Oliver Perez.  They will skip his next scheduled start and possibly use him in relief this week, but no one is calling it a formal assignment to the bullpen.  Since management seems to be at a loss, why not let the best and the brightest decide Ollie’s fate.  So, what say you, Wright Stache readers?

What should Oliver Perez do to improve his performance?

  • Get rid of that Abe Lincoln nonsense and grow a stache. (60.0%, 27 Votes)
  • Accept assignment to the minors. (36.0%, 16 Votes)
  • Focus on his mechanics during a stint in the bullpen. (2.0%, 1 Votes)
  • Share a bunk bed with Dan Warthen for the rest of the season. (2.0%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 45

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