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Don’t be Cold, David

by Misopogon | April 13th, 2009

Yahoo! Sports today had a little fantasy advice on the baseball front page.

No. 2 on the cold list?  Take a look for yourself:

coldwright

I know what you’re thinking (aside from I think Lance Berkman is giving me the Hey-yo eyes)…

Yeah, I wish I could hit .316 for a week and be called cold too. But this is perennial MVP candidate David Wright we’re talking about; I think he can do better, and Yahoo! does too.

Until the spring chill gets replaced by the summer sun, those sweet swings are still gonna land inside the fences, and there’s nothing we can do about that. But see that thermometer beside D-Wright? That’s lip temperature right there. And we CAN do something about THAT!

-Misopogon

P.S. On the cold pitcher list:

awwwww

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

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