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2 and Whoa

by Teufel Stubble | April 9th, 2009
Here's hoping Citi Field has a Lipitor vendor.

Here's hoping Citi Field has a Lipitor vendor.

Well, that was exciting.  Mike Pelfrey looked shaky, then settled down.  The bats looked lively and the heart of the order showed potency that lasted longer than four hours (they should consult their physician) and the bullpen was just good enough to hang on for the 9-7 win over the Cincinnati Reds.

The Carloses went 4 for 9 with four runs scored, six RBI and one HR by the bald one.  As for our non-mustached third baseman, he went 1 for 4 with three runs scored and a walk.  His one hit came in the 7th inning when he appeared to be sporting some late evening stubble, once again supporting our theory that David performs better when he has some facial hair to keep him warm during this chilly Spring games.

It wasn’t the prettiest win but this isn’t a beauty contest.  Which is a plus, because Ramon Castro has no business putting on an evening gown.

Ollie Perez looks to lead the Amazins to a sweep tonight against musician Bronson Arroyo.

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