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The Randy Johnson Trash-Stache

by Jose's Chin Pubes | April 8th, 2009
"I molest children. Whatchoo want?"

"I molest children. Whatchoo want?"

Thanks to TheWrightStache reader Christina L. for sending in this link on Manolith, an article which takes a look at what a man’s mustache says about his profession. Among the various mustache/profession pairings such as “Dictator” (Mugabe, Hitler) and “Painter” (Dali) is the baseball player stache, featuring a picture (right) of Randy Johnson’s trash-stache of the ’90s. The article points out that most baseball players who rock the stache are pitchers, an interesting point I’d missed. Let’s make D-Wright an exception the rule — a position player with a classy, dignified mustache!

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