Minorstaches
by Teufel Stubble | April 8th, 2009
Todd's twin sister was born with 36Cs.
Minor League Baseball is always more in touch with the fans. They understand that baseball is a game and that it’s played for our enjoyment. Minor League Baseball is about passion, love for the game and reminds us of simpler times. And Minor League Baseball is willing to acknowledge the stache.
TWS Detroit Bureau Chief Misopogon checks in with this tidbit about MiLB’s favorite Minor’s mustache fan poll. As it turns out, some of the youngins out there are growing staches, embracing the lifestyle and showing the world that it’s awesome to have a mustache.
Granted, this news is from last season, but hey, that’s OK. What’s matters is that staches are developing themselves in the minors. Honing their game. Working out the kinks and learning to become Major League mustaches. That means that we’ll soon have some well-seasoned, mature mustaches in the Bigs.
I’m not suggesting that David be sent down to Buffalo to work on his mustache. I’m just saying that the coaches in Binghamton and Norfolk failed him (I’m looking at you, John Stearns and Ken Oberkfell).
Keeping reaching for the stars, Minor League staches! You’ll get your cup of coffee soon.
Tags: Minor Leagues, mustaches
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April 8, 2009
