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Just Because: Willie Hernández

by Teufel Stubble | April 7th, 2009
Willing always looked to the horizon.  Waiting...waiting...

Willing always looked to the horizon. Waiting...waiting...

It’s a slow news day.  Only one game in the books.  No game today.  No movement on the hairs of David Wright’s lip.  So, I thought I’d throw a classic stache out there into the ether for you all to enjoy.  Courtesy of our good friends at Nerd Baseball, we’re honored to shine a spotlight on Willie Hernández.

Willie won the Cy Young and MVP in 1984 after going 9-3 with 32 saves, a 1.92 ERA and 112 K in 140 IP.  He also picked up a World Series ring.  Not a bad year for a mustache!

I wish I had more to say.  Hairy Backman is on the beach in the Caribbean and JCP is shaking off jetlag after catching a flight back from San Diego where he was scouting West Coast staches at Petco.

Back to action tomorrow agains the Reds.  I promise we’ll be more interesting.

2 Comments

  • By I Love Nerd York City, April 7, 2009 @ 4:23 pm

    WOW! We had NO IDEA that Willie put up those numbers! Two seasons of 100+ IP with a WHIP under 1!!! Career ERA+ of 118!!! 13 seasons worth of baseball cards, and NOT ONE without the miniature fu-manchu mustache!!!

    Thanks for the info!

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    By Teufel Stubble:

    You gotta look at the back of the cards! There’s a wealth of information back there…and sometimes some sweet gum residue.

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