The Wright Stamp
by Teufel Stubble | April 1st, 2009
The butterfly is a metaphor for daddy issues.
The Wright Stache is proud to announce that it is changing its name to The Wright Stamp. We’ve given up on the stache. We are hereby dedicating ourselves to convincing David Wright to get a tramp stamp. For those of you not familiar with the nomenclature, we’re talking about a New Jersey license plate. A Tampa tag. A lower-back tattoo, people!
Why a tramp stamp? Well, the stache would take weeks or months to grow and develop. David can probably just swing by the mall in Port St. Lucie and have a unicorn or a dolphin on his lower back in about 45 minutes. Or maybe the Mets logo…with a snake wrapped around it. Or a pixie with a baseball bat.
The possibilities are endless. Just so long as David gets the tramp stamp that leads us to the promised land. But no Chinese characters. That ain’t classy.
Happy April Fools’ Day, stache fans!
Tags: April Fools' Day, tattoo, tramp stamp
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April 1, 2009
By mkh, April 1, 2009 @ 11:59 am
if it was a stache stamp, you’d have the best of both worlds.
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By Teufel Stubble, April 1, 2009 @ 12:24 pm
mkh, you continue to blow my mind.
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