Breaking News: Keith Shaves

by Hairy Backman | April 1st, 2009

In one fell swoop of rebellion, drastic change, and unprecedentedly terrible timing, Keith Hernandez has shaved his mustache.

Credible sources are reporting that the former Mets first baseman, Just For Men spokesman, baseball commentator, and Sports Mustache Ambassador decided “it was just time for something different”. The shave ends a long-lasting love affair between Keith and his prized and furry lip cover that was once named The Greatest Mustache in Sports History. Last week, Mets fans even named it their Favorite Metstache of All Time.

Here at The Wright Stache, we’re obviously troubled by the news. This really could not have come at a worse time: just as our cause is beginning to build a steady buzz, our leader and “Patron Saint” has decided to call it quits. We can only hope that if and when Keith finds out about our mission, he’ll still agree to endorse David’s bid for the Stache House, and remind him that its the Mustache that makes the man, and not the other way around.

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  By Matt, April 2, 2009 @ 9:38 am

  Hopefully this will put even more pressure on David to grow a ’stache and take up the mantle vacated by hernandez………….still a very sad day

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1. Sad Stache | The Wright Stache — April 1, 2009 @ 3:31 pm

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