Poll: Which Stache is the Wright Stache?
by Teufel Stubble | March 31st, 2009
It’s time to address a very important subject, kids. Exactly what type of mustache should David Wright grow? Of course, much of this is contingent on him having the fully bevy of staches at his disposal. If he is one of the millions of men with weak connectors (myself, shamefully, included), then the Fu Manchu may not be a viable option. But let’s assume that David is a six-tool player (hitting, hitting for power, speed, fielding, throwing and mustache growing) and can grow anything that he sets his mind to.
Polls are open until the end of next week, so forward this to all of your friends and encourage them to vote. Make your voices heard. The success of the Mets demands it!
What type of mustache should David Wright grow?
- The Keith Hernandez (47.0%, 55 Votes)
- Handlebar (Rollie Fingers) (18.0%, 21 Votes)
- Fu Manchu (Todd Jones) (15.0%, 18 Votes)
- Hitler (or the Chaplin) (9.0%, 11 Votes)
- The Walrus (Goose Gossage) (7.0%, 8 Votes)
- Other (comment below) (3.0%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 117
Loading ...Tags: Fu Manchu, Goose Gossage, handlebar, Hitler, Keith Hernandez, mustaches, rollie fingers, Todd Jones
Polls | Teufel Stubble | 
March 31, 2009
By Teufel Stubble, March 31, 2009 @ 11:11 pm
An impressive showing for Hitler thus far. No one could have seen that one coming.
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By Leonardo Rosenbaum:
April 4th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
<3
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By Mike, April 3, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
I think that the Tom Selleck Mustache that lead him to victory in Mr. Baseball is the perfect option.
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By Leonardo Rosenbaum, April 4, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
I think that mustaches are immature and only for the polish and the queers
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By Hannah, December 11, 2009 @ 6:39 pm
Fu Manchu are the ultimate mustaches for gays/queers. A lot of redneck queer men will sport a Fu Manchu stache, cowboy boots, wrangler jeans and brut cologne. Holy cow! creepy creepy stuff!
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