No Way, Jose: Valentin Released by Mets

by Hairy Backman | March 31st, 2009

In a sad turn of events, the Mets have decided to release Jose Valentin. MetsBlog is reporting that the Mets have officially let go of the Former-Stache, Tony Armas Jr., and Junior Spivey. The move officially closes the door on the Mets chapter of Jose’s life, and possibly that of his life in the Bigs altogether.

You may remember that last week, we posted a Better Know a Metstache on Jose. In the post, we discussed how much we’d like to see Jose make the team this year. We felt as though he’d be a huge inspiration for David, and a positive influence on his hairy journey. Sadly, that’s not going to happen.

We’ll miss ya Jose. Keep on spreadin’ that porn-stache vibe of yours.

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  By Teufel Stubble, March 31, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

  Please join me in pouring out some RC Cola for our lost friend. Viva la stache!

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  By I Love Nerd York City, April 1, 2009 @ 8:58 am

  looks like you got your “better know a ’stache” column in just in time. let’s hope wright doesn’t develop a pavlov-ian response where sweet facial hair = being released.

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