Last Call: Favorite Metstache Poll

by Hairy Backman | March 27th, 2009

Whoever can explain this photo to us wins a prize. Seriously.

We’re bruised. We’re bloodied. We’re broken. We’re really sick of arguing. So we’re going to end the poll once and for all. At exactly 2pm today, the poll booths are being folded up and the gymnasium doors locked – so vote while you can. We’ve had a decent turnout so far and we’re pretty sure we know who’s going to win, but we’re still waiting for a few of the red states to report – turns out HoJo might have a chance after all.

So pick ‘em while they’re hot, and check back later today to see which Metstache gets the gold ribbon.

Who sported your favorite Metstache?

Keith Hernandez (72.0%, 313 Votes)
Mike Piazza (10.0%, 45 Votes)
Howard Johnson (6.0%, 27 Votes)
John Franco (6.0%, 25 Votes)
Jose Valentin (6.0%, 24 Votes)

Total Voters: 434

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Polls, Updates | Hairy Backman | March 27, 2009

5 Comments

By Teufel Stubble, March 27, 2009 @ 10:00 am

I’m on the edge of my seat to see who takes the bronze.

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By cindy, March 27, 2009 @ 10:22 am

I mean, is this even a poll? there’s no question…

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By S, March 27, 2009 @ 12:29 pm

I don’t know what is so confusing about the picture. Rancor is from a very warm planet, so he needs a sweater here on earth. He is an immigrant, so he is very supportive of Obama.

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By jeff, March 27, 2009 @ 2:22 pm

I’d like to write in Bobby V.

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By Joe L, March 27, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

I second the Bobby V write in. This poll is fixed!

Regarding the Sarah Palin pic above, they just caught her on a bad day before she had a chance to put on her makeup. She’s expressing her rage over ‘that guy’.

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