And the winner is…
by Hairy Backman | March 27th, 2009
Let us pray.
First, we introduced you to it. You shook hands with it, made small talk, gave it a light pet, felt its warmth. You got to know it.
Then, we schooled you on its significance. Its history. Its magnitude. Its authority among all other sportstaches.
And now, you’ve crowned it. You spoke up and you awarded Keith Hernandez’s Mustache as your Favorite Metstache of All Time. And we can’t say we disagree: it truly is a work of beauty and an inspiration to men everywhere, professional athletes and regular-folk alike. So, congratulations Keith.
And congratulations Wright Stache readers, for making an informed and educated decision on such an important issue. Your voice was heard. Our only hope is that one day, ideally one in the near future, the Favorite Metstache award can be handed over to David: our one and only Golden Boy. Because not only is it David’s destiny to wear such an honored and adorned crown…it’s his God-given birthright.
Make It So, and God bless the Metstache.
Tags: Crown, Keith Hernandez, metstache, poll, Winner
March 27, 2009 
