DAVID ALLEN WRIGHT, WON’T YOU PLEASE GROW A MUSTACHE?
by Jose's Chin Pubes | March 16th, 2009
"A mustache sure would help you hit to the opposite field, David."
In between downs at a superbowl party this year, I asked Tueffel’s Stubble if he’d seen the fluff piece on Mets.com about how David Wright planned to spend this glorious American holiday at HoJo’s house. In his infinite wisdom, Teufel Stubble remarked that HoJo was probably just spending the entire time trying to convince David Wright to grow a mustache.
And the idea for this site was born.
Countless late-night brainstorming sessions, full-on fist-fights and a case of Olde English 40 Ounces later, we present to you TheWrightStache.com. Join us in our season-long quest to get David Allen Wright to become the latest and greatest in a long line of mustachioed Mets. He will do it. We will make it so. ‘Cause the mustache has mojo. Ya gotta believe!
Tags: david wright, howard johnson, mustaches
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March 16, 2009
By Dan, March 16, 2009 @ 7:46 pm
Love it. I am so on board. See you at Citifield.
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By mkh, March 17, 2009 @ 9:19 am
i feel like “the movement” really needs a stache chant a la soccer chants in europe.
mussssstaccccche… mustache, mustache… mussssstaccccche, muha-staccccccche.
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By Hairy Backman, March 17, 2009 @ 9:28 am
I totally agree. Or how about a chant that sort of mirrored the LETS-GO-METS chant? It would be:
GROW-THE-STACHE! GROW-THE-STACHE! GROW-THE-STACHE!
I can hear it now. It sounds glorious.
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